Food Fail: Disney World

Trust me:

This is not a delicious brownie, despite the delicious-looking Mickey Sprinkles.

It was overpriced.

It was dry without being the slightest bit cakey, and the scant frosting lent it no fudginess.

Disney World food just isn't nearly as good as I remember from childhood (and the characters aren't as friendly as at Disneyland!).

Food Fail: Enid's Breakfast Lasagna

This is a breakfast special. It was disgusting:
Billed as a "breakfast lasagna," this was basically a thick layer of grits topped with a little bit of greasy ground meat and cheese, topped by another overly dense layer of grits and smothered in gravy. No thank you.

The small salad of radishes and cucumber was delicious, as were the collard greens.

Food Fail: The Seymour Milkshake

I'm lactose intolerant, not that that generally stops me and a few lactaid pills from consuming whatever dairy products I please. There is a vegan fast food place in my neighborhood, though, which means I have no need for lactaid when I have a yen for a delicious, delicious milkshake: Foodswings.

Some of the food is kind of suspect, but the milkshakes are usually excellent. Last time I visited it seemed...chunky. I walked home and opened the lid, expecting to find an exceptionally frozen chunk of vegan pistachio ice cream with maybe a large piece of oreo and frozen peanut butter. What I found was...a malfunctioning blender? I have no idea: